Combustible Lemons

When Life Gives you Lemons, Don't make Lemonade, Make Life Take the Lemons BACK. GET MAD I don't want your DAMN lemons what am I supposed to do with THESE?! DEMAND TO SEE LIFE'S MANAGER. Make Life RUE the day it decided to give YOU Lemons. Do YOU KNOW who I AM? I'm the MAN who's going to BURN your house down, with THE LEMONS. I'm GOING to invent a COMBUSTIBLE LEMON that BURNS YOUR HOUSE DOWN!